I did a thing once

Apr 19

prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

Apr 19

roses-and-phantoms:

i can imagine that this is the face of an employee at a thrift shop when white boys burst in singing macklemore

image

Apr 19

Anonymous asked: Robert, so basically ily and I actually booked a dinner for 2 yesterday and brought your selfie. it was very romantic, you ordered from the kids menu and we had a lovely night

bagmilk:

Apr 19

art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

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cyberfry:

a sink is knocking at your door. just let that sink in

Apr 19

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

Apr 19

thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line

Apr 19

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK