my hips dont lie

Jul 22
In 8th grade there was this guy in my spanish class and we hated each other but our spanish teacher thought we were just sexually frustrated 13 year olds which I guess we were but she thought we secretly liked each other and were masking it by insulting each other constantly and at the end of the year our teacher made him sign my yearbook so he wrote have horrible summer. Thanks greg

In 8th grade there was this guy in my spanish class and we hated each other but our spanish teacher thought we were just sexually frustrated 13 year olds which I guess we were but she thought we secretly liked each other and were masking it by insulting each other constantly and at the end of the year our teacher made him sign my yearbook so he wrote have horrible summer. Thanks greg

Jul 22

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beautiful.

Jul 22

I don’t know what’s going on in this gifset…but I like it…

Jul 22

sexuallyfrustratedkoalas:

such cute much me

Jul 22

summer-of-the-shinx:

jackbarakatsbuttblog:

prettyoutcast:

castielloandthedeanicorn:

awkwardvagina:

L̵̶̨̛ͨͫͫ̊ͥ̍ͫ̂͋̏̑̋ ̸̸͑̓ͯ̊̓̆̿ͭ̅̓̈́̈͌ͥ̆̾͘͢Ĕ̷̸̡̐̂̈ͦ̇ͤ͒ͦ̚ ͥ͋̄̉̒̓͗̑ͩ͢͜͝Tͧ͐̆̆̈́̈́̚̚͜
̵̧̽ͬͨͣͭ̎ͣͫ͒̃̃̔ ̶̴̛̇̋̍͋͛̐͊͆̒͋ͨͦI̶͑͋͋̈́̚͜ ̶ͭ̇̉̂ͣ́ͮ͆̊҉̡͏̧Ť̷̡ͩ̌͋ͣͦ
̷̸̛ͥ͑̅̃ͭͩͦ̾̊͋ͨ͑̚͠ ̸̡ͪ̍̽͆̉̚Ģ̶̧̢̍͒͋͊̏́Ô̅̒̐̊ͫͬͫͧ͑ͩͨ̀́̊̇͑̋͏̶̴̛

Okay, this one’s fucking creepy!

My phone crashed after a few seconds of playing noooo

i’m caught between crying and singing along

Please stop. Holy fuck this is legitimately terrifying. Frozen Horror Movie AU grade stuff here.

Jul 22

lookingfor-thefaultinour-towns:

pizza-dome:

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

"Of course you have left overs that looks fucking gross" I LOST IT THERE

Jul 22

lookingfor-thefaultinour-towns:

pizza-dome:

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

"Of course you have left overs that looks fucking gross" I LOST IT THERE

Jul 21

such cute much me

Jul 21

thestraggletag:

thestraggletag:

submariet:

VAN EYCK

I lost it at the end.

Okay, I had to check out the Van Eyck thing. I was a bit in denial because, come on, every single person can’t look like President Putin!

There are no words to describe how wrong I was.

Jul 21
sexuallyfrustratedkoalas:

I gave Nelly free reign of the house…she followed me into the bathroom

sexuallyfrustratedkoalas:

I gave Nelly free reign of the house…she followed me into the bathroom